Now on TGWTG: Hagan!Reviews!: Zombie Genocide
Season 5 continues at ThatGuyWithTheGlasses.com! In the second review of the season, the divine Hagan tackles the actual actual first Northern-Irish zombie movie - the camcordertastic “Zombie Genocide”! Boggle at incomprehensible dialogue! Gape at backyard-born effects! Groan at the stupidity of the characters! Guffaw at the Mistress’ precise dissection! Gasp at the revelation at the end! Rate and comment at this link!
I love it when tumblr welcomes me with a fandom I’m in.
OUR TIME HAS COME
How did this get so many notes….
Bralous.IMMA GO CRY IM SO PROUD WE DID A THING GODDAMN BRADLOUS ITS ADORABLE
I really hope this inspired some dirty, dirty fanfiction.
Tiny Dragons That Take Care of Your Gaming Dice
[SCREAMS] I WANT THEM
“Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent.”
NONONONONONO I DONT LIKE IT MAKE IT STOP
Altered perspective is a fucked up thing and I love it.
Why have I been staring at this for 5 minutes?
do you know how awesome this is.
I replied to a dick pic with an even bigger dick pic and the dude blocked me.
APPARENTLY some people don’t appreciate pictures of dicks. WHAT A CRAZY CONCEPT?!?
I am doing this from now on. Fellas you have been warned.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: A BEGINNER’S GUIDE
The year is 2003. It is a kinder time, a simpler time.
Every single one of your classmates knows how to draw Trogdor the Burninator - first, you draw an S, then you draw a more different S.
"Everybody to the Limit" is a staple at middle school dances.
Your best friend’s little brother owns a plush The Cheat, and you can kick it, and it makes noise.
The year is 2003, the golden age of Homestar Runner.
Basically, every online content creator, every webcomic artist, every YouTube entertainer, owes Homestar Runner a shitload.
Once upon a time, Homestar Runner was the definitive Flash site, an online destination for kids and immature grown-ups alike, fielding millions of hits and thousands of e-mails a day.
Homestar Runner, the earnest athlete with a pure heart and a love for mankind, and his arch-nemesis, Strong Bad, a wrestler with a penchant for issuing snarky responses to fanmail, defined a generation through weird, surrealist Flash cartoons tinged with outdated pop cultural references.
Ten years later, there’s a new generation of Internetters who have never experienced the pure, unadulterated joy of H-Star-R, and that breaks my heart.
So, here, I’ve compiled this beginner’s guide to Homestar Runner. Every cartoon on this list is shorter than five minutes. Get into it. Do yourself a favour.
STEP ONE: STRONG BAD E-MAILS
- japanese cartoon
- stunt double
- kids’ book
- different town
- for kids
- bedtime story
STEP TWO: TEEN GIRL SQUAD
Episodes #1-15 are available here. Watch them all.
STEP THREE: SHORTS
- An Important Rap Song
- Where My Hat Is At?
- Best Caper Ever
- Play Date
- The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw
- One Two, One Two
- Fluffy Puff Commercial
STEP FOUR: TOONS
dont forget the part where you pretend you’re having a really sad moment in the rain
And the period shower where you stand and watch the blood flowing down the drain as if you just got back from a war or brawl.
As a girl I can confirm that all of this happens.
Yes it does.
It really does
the penis people’s showers are so boring compared to this